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15 May 2003

:: Boredom Bites and Booty Calls ::

Well, things haven't gone much better at work today. Boredom and the looming spectre of my boss over my right shoulder, have induced a strange culture of quick sneaky peeks at the interweb and Alt + Shift flicks back to the job in hand: a mind-numbing round of spell-checks and verifying names in a directory (only 28000 or so records in the database to check...). However, havin slept much better last night, at least I can avoid the falling-asleep-at-my-desk peril which has threatened to land me in the shit several times in the past few days.

My usual sources of distraction (Popbitch, b3ta, popjustice et al) have all been a bit quiet so this is the best I can come up with:

Fucking turtles...

Erm... yes. Oh, and some guy has been trying to auction off his annoying girlfriend on eBay. I'm surprised as many as 67 people have bothered to bid, given his description of the item for sale. I suspect most of the bidders are real jokers...

Another thing is this lovely b3tan photoshop jobby, combining everybody's favourite moaning chainsmoking 'Enders bint with the original badboy of punk:

Lawks-a-mercy... it's Dot Rotten!

I'm off for another bootleg night with Tigger this evening. Might have a quick peek at this on the way though...

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