:: Happy Easter, Webtards ::

Outside the sun is shining and I’m stuck in the stuffy office pretending to be interested in household cleaning products sold in Bulgaria. Except that I’m not trying very hard. The sound of a pneumatic drill from the neighbouring building site is driving me up the wall and I just can’t wait to get home. So after yesterday’s hiatus (half-day at work, hence no time to post anything), I present a vaguely festive frolic through today’s web-mumblings. the regulation PB post of the day is a goodie, if a little disheartening. I was going to mention the Harry Potter owl incineration incident, but it appears that Sky Movies got there first.

I'm sure we are all proud
of Tony Blair being awarded the 'Ellis Island Medal of Honour for International Leadership for his role in the war against terror' link. But I feel the award is slightly devalued by the fact that one this year's other recipients is.....Michael Bolton, hahaha
boris1, 11:17 17/4

Your friend and mine, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf puts in an appearance at this site. You can also customise it for him to spout any bollocks you like. And while we're on the subject of male genitalia, you won't see any in this site of lego porn. But you certainly will in this lovely site of origami porn. I'm a particularly a fan of the dollar bill vagina...

Quote of the day: "Ever so slightly, you remind me of a staircase falling exotically into a sea of spilled macaroni" This is the work of the ever-brilliant Surrealist Complimant Generator. I might use it to start writing posts for me. Oh, I just have...

L Russe Bezuhoff claims I’ve come over all religious recently with my references to Easter. I can emphatically state that this is not the case – I’m just looking forward to 2 extra days off work and a glut of chocolate. It is in this spirit that I present to you a guide on how to make a Chocolate Easter Bunny. I'll reassure you of my irreverence on Maundy Thursday by showing you this. Move over the figures to peep under their clothes.

To wish you all a happy holiday, I end with the obligatory cute animal pic (no photoshopping this time - and it’s not from b3ta). Well it’s sunny and I’m feeling charitable... Fuck it. They barbecued the puppies shortly after he learned to walk – happy now?