:: Rock Me, Amadeus ::

After weeks of preparation and hard work, Amadeus is now but a memory, and I have finally succumbed to temptation by mentioning that 80s "classic". You may remember that Falco, the singer - Austria's finest techno artiste no less - was killed in a bizarre accident in 1998. True afficianados can sing along auf Deutsch if they prefer...

I'm pretty knackered after the production, especially given the fact that I had no time off work. My feet are in need of attention from Dr Scholl after wearing heels for 4 performances. Perhaps a foot massage is in order. In the likely event of my not having time to consult a Chiangmai practitioner, maybe I should splash out on a foot massage machine. To remove the excess make-up, I might need some cold cream and a little E45 for good measure. Or maybe I should just shut up and get on with cleaning the new house.

In my cyber absence, the usual round of tawdry tales and tittilating trivia bubbled freely from the internet gulch: Taxloss revealed teenage obsession with 90s guitar-wielders, Mansun and a controversial museum revealed how Houdini did it. Weebl's secret TLE is conquering the world (T-shirts and other memorabelia now available here). I also discovered a Russian version of Fark.

Still with our Slavic friends, it emerged today that Russian oil giant Yukos is branching out - by manufacturing cannabis-flavoured vodka. And evergreen buttmunch beefcake, David Hasselhoff has been charged with drink driving. For sincere reviews of how Hasselhoff's music has changed lives, read these reviews on Amazon.

Apart from the inescapable news item of the week, I read some good news about the state of UK regional theatre and a less positive piece with a predictable conclusion: for-profit hospitals charge more.

So that's that, I guess. Time to take up something new to fill the gaping whole in my social life after Amadeus. I think I might learn how to play with poi...

Search terms finding me this week:

  • RUSLANA EUROVISION SEX PORN
  • "origami kite"
  • "ben foskett" music
  • hoxton wanka