:: Celeb(?) Spot ::

Was surprised to see a TV camera pointing at me as I tried to board the train this morning. Not being at my best in the morning, I was none too pleased to be confronted by the gurning Rogue Traders team. What had I done? Was I ripping off vulnerable housewives by claiming I could replumb their toilets? Am I engaged in a heinous scam to provide illegal immigrants with forged passports? Er, no...

My paranoia was allayed when they briskly jumped out of the carriage and headed off to hunt more rogues. Hardly celebs, but Matt Allwright was Head Boy at my school.