:: Amaryllis! How are you getting home? Are you going to run? ::

Just a quickie from me today. No political rants, no protests against social injustice, no whinging about the parlous state of my love life. Web inanity pure and simple:

• Monsterland is a jolly place where you can create and play with you own little mutant cyborgs.
• Following the recent success and long overdue media attention of Nicey's biscuit reviews, others have been quick to man the juck food band-wagon. SnackSpot caters for all your snacking needs. All seems a bit geeky to me...

As promised, short and sweet. I'm off to a birthday bash in a barn in Suffolk. Time to get out my b3ta party blower:

PS header to today's post is a quote from last night's visit to the poshest pub in South London. Amaryllis was fine, but she had to dash back home at 11 to check that Chlamydia and Augustus had been tuckd up safe in bed by the nanny.