:: Popebitch ::

Falling asleep whilst drunk on nightbuses is becoming a shamefully regular occurance. Somehow I ended up in a bus depot in Grove Park at 3 o'clock this morning after a night of margarita madness and mysteriously managed to add the number 3.++429800000.02 to my phone. Today my pee looks like lucozade and I've been wanting to go home and fall asleep in the sun since I got to work. I'm obviously in no fit state to grace these pages with wit and bitchery, so have a look at this pic of the Pope bashing his bishop to some steamy internet pr0n:

Ah... that's better. I'd better quit while I'm ahead, so I'm going off to the garage to get an ice-cream... do you want anything? I hear there's a new summer drink - go on try it. It's very refreshing...