:: All Hands To The Pump! ::

I spotted a bottle of this on a colleague's desk and had to share:

And while we're on the subject of smut, that also happens to be the title of a song by Tom Lehrer that I shall be performing on Saturday, along with a couple of his other hits. I shall not attempt a rendition of the infamous Elements song, seen here in animated form (yes, I know it's a repost).

This week's events have provoked a number of questions:

- Why do people queue for hours to buy flat-packed furniture?

- How do animals talk in different languages?

- How can a white girl from rural Devon constitute an "urban" music act?

- Where might little green ladies help you cross the road?

Inquisitive minds look no further, the web will cater to your every whim! (But you knew that already)