:: Sing Your Heart Out ::

No longer shall I remain silent. I'm off to St Vedast alias Foster to sing Christmas carols in aid of Hope For Children. My non-religious inclinations have been over-ridden by the good cause and the offer of mince pies from the organisers. To get to this jewel designed by Wren, I'll be sauntering down the best named street in London, past the ancient hospital, Barts and on to St Vedast, which nestles in the shadow of Sir Christopher's better known building off Cheapside. Thankfully, my route steers well clear of the execrable Paternoster Square...

At the other end of the design scale, Duchamp's pissoir has been named the most influential modern artwork, whilst the Grauniad invites you to photograph your own piss-pot for public display. And if you're really up for taking the piss, win a Chav make-over from MSN. Will they never learn?