:: Two beeps, or not two beeps? ::

Apologies for the lack of posting this week. Having taken on Stage Management of the following, I'm all booked up:

It's a shameless rip off of Shakespeare's "best bits", spliced together with a catchy 50s rock 'n' roll soundtrack. Not my kind of thing, you opine? Well you're right, but it could be much worse. I'm trying not to let the enforced jollity get to me too much... L Russe Bezuhoff has been in touch regarding my impending visit with Jude. He has called for a Weihnachtsendlösung during the festive season...

In other news, I note that large numbers of Mills & Boon novels were used in the construction of the new M6 toll road. If this isn't a fillip to start the silly season, I don't know what is - cue eager headline writers quoting "never has the course of love run smooth" etc. Groan...